Well, Tim is officially gone. Phew. Between boy-crazy tweens and votefortheworst.com, I was starting to fear a finale of Tim Urban and Aaron Kelly. Even the founder of Vote for the Worst was planning to throw in the towel if Tim Urban had made it all the way.
Alas, he is gone, and Vote for the Worst continues to sabotage. Their new pick has been revealed: slow-talking, combat-boot-wearing Siobhan Magnus. They will certainly help her cause; however, I’m pretty sure Siobhan has her own way of manipulating the competition…
With her uncanny resemblance to Nancy Downs, the evil teen witch from The Craft, Siobhan just has to stare at the camera with wide eyes and slightly flared nostrils and people from around the globe involuntarily pick up their phones to vote.
Don’t be fooled by the butterfly accessories, glittery, purple lip-gloss and molasses-paced commentary, this witch is no Glinda. You don’t have to take my word for it… just look at her friends:
BEWARE.
Now, onto this week’s theme: Shania Twain. This… could… be… ugly.
Predictions:
Crystal: “Forever and For Always”. She may wear cowboy boots with a hippy dress.
Siobhan: “You’re Still the One”, which she will actually be singing about her little sister.
Big Mike: “When You Kiss Me”. He’ll throw in some extra vibrato, hit those high notes, and then stand with his wide-stance in front of the judges like the football player he is.
Casey: “You’ve Got a Way”, which will either show his vulnerable side the judges have been after, or it will be the worst. performance. ever.
Lee: “I’m Gonna Getcha Good!”. This is an unfortunate theme for Lee, but whatever song he sings, he will make it all gravelly and “commercial” and he’ll be just fine.
Aaron: “Up” because the lyrics are made for an adolescent boy:
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way--
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's comin' easily
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Enjoy the episode, everyone!
2 comments:
Come on IPM! I'm staying up waiting for your post!!! It was a dream come true tonight! The screamer's gone! Whoohoo!!
I am also happy scary girl is gone, but I must admit that I thought she did a good job on Tuesday. On a side note, does anyone feel like Simon has checked out? He reminds me of the people at work who give their two-week notice and then just coast until their last day.
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