Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Idol Pool Standings Week 7


Kelly Clarkson's new single & video. The judges really like to bring this home, but if you can't see Allison singing a song like this, you're crazy.

WEEK 7 STANDINGS
Top 10
1. Katie - 231 pts. (301 max)
2. Tom L. - 228 pts. (328 max)
3. Jonathan - 224 pts. (294 max)
4. Stephanie B. - 223 pts. (293 max)
5. Jane G. - 222 pts. (313 max)
6. Adele - 221 pts. (279 max)
7. Brian - 220 pts. (320 max)
8. Jenny M. - 219 pts. (289 max)
T9. Joelle - 216 pts. (307 max)
T9. Julie R. - 216 pts. (307 max)

The Clarkson Contenders
11. Jhonmar - 215 pts. (287 max)
12. Brett - 215 pts. (285 max)
13. Team 'Tini - 214 pts. (284 max)
14. Emily - 214 pts. (272 max)
15. Amy Y. - 213 pts. (304 max)
T16. Mark K. - 213 pts. (294 max)
T16. Scott - 213 pts. (294 max)
18. Mandy - 213 pts. (283 max)
19. Stephanie S. - 212 pts. (303 max)
20. DeDe - 210 pts. (301 max)

Carrie's Underworld
21. Tiffany - 209 pts. (267 max)
22. Team Wich - 207 pts. (277 max)
23. Suzy M. - 207 pts. (246 max)
24. Team Menlis - 206 pts. (287 max)
T25. Ian - 206 pts. (276 max)
T25. Jennie L. - 206 pts. (276 max)
27. Carol - 205 pts. (277 max)
28. Janene - 204 pts. (295 max)
29. Kara - 204 pts. (276 max)
T30. James - 204 pts. (274 max)
T30. Paul P. - 204 pts. (274 max)

Hudson St.
T32. Meredith - 203 pts. (294 max)
T32. Sue T. - 203 pts. (294 max)
34. Jon - 203 pts. (275 max)
35. Matty - 203 pts. (264 max)
36. Ryan - 203 pts. (261 max)
T37. Tom R. - 202 pts. (263 max)
T37. Will - 202 pts. (263 max)
39. Jess - 201 pts. (301 max)
T40. Kristin M. - 201 pts. (292 max)
T40. Lindsay - 201 pts. (292 max)

Aiken's Alley
T42. Cathleen - 201 pts. (282 max)
T42. Michael F. - 201 pts. (282 max)
44. Amy L-P. - 201 pts. (250 max)
45. Youssef - 200 pts. (291 max)
46. Elizabeth - 200 pts. (270 max)
47. Jan M. - 199 pts. (290 max)
T48. Cory - 198 pts. (289 max)
T48. Lance - 198 pts. (289 max)
T50. Jaime - 198 pts. (259 max)
T50. Julie H. - 198 pts. (259 max)

Daughtry's Decile
52. Melissa - 195 pts. (286 max)
T53. Kirk - 195 pts. (276 max)
T53. Stephen - 195 pts. (276 max)
55. Karen - 195 pts. (256 max)
56. Dave L. - 195 pts. (246 max)
57. Corona - 193 pts. (251 max)
58. Denis - 192 pts. (273 max)
59. Marybeth & Lucy - 192 pts. (262 max)
60. Jabbar - 191 pts. (240 max)

McPhee's Phearless Phenominal Phreaks
61. Dave S. - 190 pts. (281 max)
T62. Jan W. - 190 pts. (271 max)
T62. Lauren - 190 pts. (271 max)
T64. Sheila - 190 pts. (248 max)
T64. Team Ringey - 190 pts. (248 max)
66. Anne - 189 pts. (280 max)
67. Brooke - 189 pts. (270 max)
68. Shelly - 189 pts. (261 max)
69. Mike L. - 188 pts. (260 max)
T70. Jean Claude - 186 pts. (258 max)
T70. Kevin - 186 pts. (258 max)
T70. Stephanie H. - 186 pts. (258 max)

Cook's Class
73. Team O'Brien - 186 pts. (247 max)
T74. Cindy - 186 pts. (237 max)
T74. Don - 186 pts. (237 max)
T74. Paul F. - 186 pts. (237 max)
77. Lisa S. - 185 pts. (257 max)
78. Marie - 185 pts. (215 max)
79. Becky - 184 pts. (233 max)
80. Derick - 183 pts. (255 max)

Constantine's Smoldering Brooders
81. Todd - 183 pts. (232 max)
82. Damian - 183 pts. (222 max)
83. Anh - 181 pts. (232 max)
84. Marcia - 180 pts. (219 max)
85. Shira - 179 pts. (260 max)
86. Peter - 178 pts. (250 max)
T87. Barb - 177 pts. (235 max)
T87. Lisa B. - 177 pts. (235 max)
T89. Chris - 175 pts. (236 max)
T89. Mark N. - 175 pts. (236 max)

Tatiana Town
91. Harvey - 174 pts. (223 max)
92. Yvonne - 173 pts. (243 max)
93. Suzanne - 173 pts. (222 max)
94. Josh - 168 pts. (240 max)
95. Laurie - 168 pts. (238 max)
96. Missy - 168 pts. (207 max)
97. Joey - 167 pts. (239 max)
98. Andy - 166 pts. (238 max)
99. Madison - 163 pts. (235 max)
100. Caroline - 162 pts. (211 max)

Sanjayaville
101. Mylisa - 157 pts. (229 max)
T102. Jen S. - 157 pts. (196 max)
T102. Kendra - 157 pts. (196 max)
104. Kristin & Taylor - 154 pts. (205 max)
105. Jane L. - 145 pts. (217 max)
106. Judy - 137 pts. **MAXED OUT**

Lesson #3 reminds me of Kris' performance last night.

Monday, April 20, 2009

American Idol VIewer's Guide - Disco!




I can’t actually remember whether Idol has done Disco week before, but I know another Fox average-joe-becomes-famous-performer-by-America’s-televoting show that has a Disco week. (Guesses?) I think it’s safe to say that in either show, it is the “Ugh” heard round the world.∗ It feels like an intentional effort to throw a curve-ball at contestants, though I can think of curve-balls that would be much more enjoyable from an audience perspective. Like how about “Songs from the High School Musical Franchise”? This would easily provide the best group song of Idol history:


And this might give Danny the opportunity to show another side, but still display that raw emotion Paula loves:



Or how about “Songs of Social Change”? Every contestant would have to pick a song from anytime in history that had a social message. Right up Fox’s alley! Think about how hard Adam could rock on this song:



This biggest problem with a week like Disco, is that someone like Allison (who is completely amazing), might kind of suck. And now the Idol judges have used their one precious gift of life on Matt, so if someone like Allison gets voted off this week they have no one to blame but themselves. Brutal.


I’m not going to lie, I know next to nothing about Disco. I feel like I’ve learned everything I need to know by watching this video:

(And yes, the chorus of the song at the end is something like, “Trippy, trippy, Moscow, Moscow.”)

In light of that, I’m not going to bother guess what people are going to sing. Instead, I’ve asked my Magic 8 Ball (mine’s a little dusty – I used this one) for some predictions for this week’s show:

(Please note, the results of these questions have not been altered in any way – they were this amazing on their own.)

1. Will Allison get kicked off Idol this week? “My sources say no.”
2. Will the judges regret keeping Matt? “My sources say no.”
3. Do you say anything else besides ‘my sources say no’? “Yes”
4. Will Lil rock out to a big Donna Summers number? “Definitely”
5. Will Kris attempt to make a disco song singer-songwritery by playing his guitar? “Absolutely!”
6. Are the judges going to run over in time AGAIN? “Outlook not so good.”


Well, you heard it here, folks. Set your digital recorders to record 10 min later, cozy up with your pet rock and enjoy the amazing week of Disco fun!

∗Disclaimer: None of the content of this week’s blog entry that references disco music sucking is meant to offend KC of KC and the Sunshine Band, who is all of the following three things:
1. The guest judge this week
2. The co-writer of my favorite song to dance to at a wedding
3. AND the boyfriend of a friend of a member of the Idol Pool!!!!